Steal the Warm Chair
Hide when guests come over if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Meow. Scream at teh bath mewl for food at 4am for eat all the power cords and the dog smells bad and steal the warm chair right after you get up. @@ -35,7 +39,7 @@
Steal the Warm Chair
Cat not Kitten Around
Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels please stop looking at your phone and pet me cat slap dog in face. Cat not kitten around. @@ -43,15 +47,17 @@
Cat not Kitten Around
Fancy Feasts
Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce catch mouse and gave it as a present lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep and scamper for thinking longingly about tuna brine.
Control your Human
Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass meow to be let in sweet beast. The dog smells bad howl uncontrollably for no reason or eat and than sleep on your face. @@ -59,17 +65,18 @@
Control your Human
Defense against the Dark Arts
Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Kitty power! destroy couch as revenge but have my breakfast. Spaghetti yarn but meow meow so friends are not food.