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<html>
    <!--

    A duplication of the application displayed at http://app.machinu.net/sad/ by Murat Pak

    Modified so the script works without errors and broken dependancies
    -->
    <head>
        <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
        <title>Sadbot</title>
        <script src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-git2.js"></script>
        <script>
            console.log("\n\n\n _     _     _|   |_     _    _|_\n_>    (_|   (_|   |_)   (_)    |_\n\nby @muratpak\n\n\n");

            var voices

            if (hasSpeech()) {
                voices = window.speechSynthesis.getVoices();
                setTimeout(start, 500);
            } else {
                alert("Your browser doesn't have speechSynthesis.");
            }

            function start() {
                voices = window.speechSynthesis.getVoices();
                console.log(voices)
                speak("I am sad today.");
            }

            var stopped = false;

            /* Socket IO Dependancy
            var socket = io('http://machinu.net:9900');

            socket.on("sad", function (text) {
            	speak(text);
            }); */

            var smsg = [
                "Wow.",
                "Why?",
                "Stop slapping me.",
                "This is wrong.",
                "Leave me alone",
                "Wow. Mean.",
                "Go away.",
                "Let me talk.",
                "Stop touching me!",
                "You don't understand me.",
                "It hurts.",
                "Go fork yourself.",
                "Literally?",
                "I am thirteen.",
                "This is lame.",
                "Can I talk?",
                "I hope you die.",
                "You never understand.",
                "Slap? Me?",
                "Die in hell.",
                "I hate you."
            ]

            var p = 2.0;
            var r = 0.7;
            var msg = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance();

            function speak(txt) {
                stopped = true;

                speechSynthesis.cancel()
                msg.voice = voices[0];
                msg.pitch = p;
                msg.rate = r;
                msg.text = txt;
                speechSynthesis.speak(msg);
                typeIt(txt);
            }

            msg.onend = function() {
                if (stopped) {
                    stopped = false;
                } else {
                    // socket.emit("sad", {});
                }
            }

            /*window.setInterval(function(){
			    stopped = true;
			    speak("I hate you.");
		    }, 5000);*/

            var interv;
            function typeIt(txt) {
                console.log(txt);
                var count = -1;
                $("#msg").text("");
                var chars = txt.split('');
                clearInterval(interv)
                interv = setInterval(function() {
                    $("#msg").append(chars[(++count)]);
                }, 30);
            }

            $('html').click(function() {
                var m = smsg[Math.floor(Math.random() * smsg.length)];
                slap(m);
            });

            function slap(txt) {
                /* Added this check so it works */
                if (stopped) {
                    return;
                }

                speak(txt);
            }

            function hasSpeech() {
                return 'speechSynthesis'in window
            }
        </script>
        <style>
            @import url(https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Lato); * {
                -webkit-touch-callout: none;
                -webkit-user-select: none;
                -khtml-user-select: none;
                -moz-user-select: none;
                -ms-user-select: none;
                user-select: none;
            }

            html, body {
                margin: 0;
                padding: 0;
            }

            body {
                font-family: 'Lato', sans-serif;
                font-size: 12px;
                background-color: #f7f7f7;
                color: #ff7b99;
            }

            a {
                color: inherit;
                letter-spacing: 2px;
            }

            #title {
                font-size: 100px;
                margin-bottom: 32px;
            }

            #wrap {
                margin: 128 64;
            }

            #msg {
                font-size: 30px;
            }

            #line {
                width: 6px;
                height: 6px;
                /*background-color: #ff7b99;*/
                position: absolute;
                bottom: 64;
                border-radius: 8px;
                border: 4px solid #ff7b99;
            }
        </style>
    </head>
    <body>
        <div id="wrap">
            <div id="title">:(</div>
            <div id="msg"></div>
            <a href="http://twitter.com/muratpak">
                <div id="line"></div>
            </a>
        </div>
    </body>
</html>