From 026748f940ea48683ea45375fad0e42d0b3fcbb0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shakirkasmani Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2025 17:24:59 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 1/2] Adding my joke --- README.md | 2 ++ 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 3a62a39..e1d50f7 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -8,3 +8,5 @@ An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whis Why did the two functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments. +Why couldn’t the confirmed bachelor use Git? Because he was +afraid to commit! \ No newline at end of file From 5ab4566911ca7182ba4746d85e916a11463cfbb7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: shakirkasmani Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2025 17:27:47 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 2/2] Adding new joke --- README.md | 4 +++- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index e1d50f7..c678dd5 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -9,4 +9,6 @@ An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whis Why did the two functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments. Why couldn’t the confirmed bachelor use Git? Because he was -afraid to commit! \ No newline at end of file +afraid to commit! + +Three SQL Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn’t find a table. \ No newline at end of file