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module.exports = [
// ---------- Family ----------
{
id: 1,
excuse: "My best friend showed up late to work and I had to take his place.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 2,
excuse: "My boss was in a meeting and I had to take his place.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 3,
excuse: "I got involved in a fight",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 4,
excuse: "My Car broke down.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 5,
excuse: "Can't find my keys",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 6,
excuse: "I have a really bad stomach ache",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 7,
excuse: "My best friend got in an accident and I had to take his place.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 8,
excuse: "My boss just called me saying that I need to get on a flight for an emergency meeting.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 9,
excuse: "That was today? I'm very sorry guys, but I promised my wife that we'd do a date night tonight.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 10,
excuse: "My colleague's mother passed away",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 11,
excuse: "I have work early tomorrow.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 12,
excuse: "Honestly, I’d rather stay home and read.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 13,
excuse: "Don’t bet on seeing me at the party later. I’ve been throwing up all morning.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 14,
excuse: "I was about to drive out, but I realized that I have a flat tire.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 15,
excuse: "My baby sitter canceled on me at the very last minute",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 16,
excuse: "It’s raining cats and dogs out here. I don’t think it’s a good idea to drive in this weather.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 17,
excuse: "I have exams starting tomorrow and I have to devote my time to studying",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 18,
excuse: "My cab firm said there won’t be any availability for an hour. ",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 19,
excuse: "I would’ve loved to have gone out tonight but I’m currently looking for my wallet.",
category: "family",
},
{
id: 20,
excuse: "There has been a drainage issue at my home and I am waiting for my plumber",
category: "family",
},
// ---------- Office ----------
{
id: 101,
excuse: "My wife and son were sick and I have to take care of them.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 102,
excuse: "I had to take care of my dog because he is sick.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 103,
excuse: "My mother-in-law passed away.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 104,
excuse: "My wife had to go to the hospital for delivery.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 105,
excuse: "My son had to go to the hospital, he had a bone fracture.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 106,
excuse: "My wife had to go to the hospital for a broken arm.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 107,
excuse: "My son had to go to the hospital for a broken leg.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 108,
excuse: "My parents showed up unannounced at my house.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 109,
excuse: "I got involved in an accident.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 110,
excuse: "Traffic stopped because of a broken truck.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 111,
excuse: "I have a dentist appointment and I cannot reschedule it.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 112,
excuse: "A major delivery is expected today and I need to be in-person to receive it.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 113,
excuse: "I had a family function last night and I am really tired.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 114,
excuse: "My specs broke and I cannot see a thing.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 115,
excuse: "I have come down with a flu due to season change.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 116,
excuse: "I have to attend Parents Teacher meeting for my kids' school",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 117,
excuse: "I've had red eyes since I woke up and I am facing difficulty looking at screens",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 118,
excuse: "The last bus from my house left early and I have no transportation.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 119,
excuse: "I have got work at the bank",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 120,
excuse: "A crime took place in my locality. And police has asked everyone to not leave the premises",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 121,
excuse: "I have a violent cough and I don't want to share it with the rest of my colleagues today.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 122,
excuse: "My car's battery has unfortunately died and I am stranded at home.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 123,
excuse: "I'm feeling burnt out and I need a mental health day.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 124,
excuse: "I promised my aunts that I would meet them this reunion.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 125,
excuse: "My child is having their final dance performance at school and I promised her that I would be there.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 126,
excuse: "The water system at my house is down and I am trying to fix it.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 127,
excuse: "I ate at this seafood place the other day and now my stomach can't stop hurting.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 128,
excuse: "My neck has been stuck in a funny position all morning can I cannot look at the screen properly.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 129,
excuse: "My rabbit just gave birth and I need to make arrangements for 7 more rabbits now.",
category: "office",
},
{
id: 130,
excuse: "I have a really, really bad headache.",
category: "office",
},
// ---------- Children ----------
{
id: 201,
excuse: "I have a really important work assignment.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 202,
excuse: "My boss was really in a bad mood today.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 203,
excuse: "My boss is going to fire me if I don't finish my task.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 204,
excuse: "Mom just called me saying that I need to get to supermarket for a shopping trip.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 205,
excuse: "My best friend fell down to the stairs so I had to take him to the hospital.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 206,
excuse: "The car has been out of gas since yesterday.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 207,
excuse: "My temperature is really high today.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 208,
excuse: "Mom is very unwell and I have to take her to the hospital.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 209,
excuse: "Police are on their way to arrest me so I have to escape.",
category: "children",
},
{
id: 210,
excuse: "Doctor told me that I have a big worm in my stomach.",
category: "children",
},
// ---------- College ----------
{
id: 301,
excuse: "I forgot my driving license and got in a heated argument with traffic police.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 302,
excuse: "As my parents were not home so I went to drop off my little brother at school.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 303,
excuse: "I think due to parting last night I got suffered from food posioning.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 304,
excuse: "My parents scolded me a lot about my behaviour towards my little brother.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 305,
excuse: "My neighbor met with an accident and I was the only person who was near the accident.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 306,
excuse: "Due to heavy rain, the roads around my area were closed.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 307,
excuse: "A big theft happened in my house. Gotta look after my stuff.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 308,
excuse: "My grandmother passed away today morning.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 309,
excuse: "Me along with my parents went to a funeral of my grandmother.",
category: "college",
},
{
id: 310,
excuse: "My grandfather had a heart attack. I had to take him to the hospital.",
category: "college",
},
// ---------- Party ----------
{
id: 401,
excuse: "My brother can't pick up my in-laws at the airport, so I'll have to go in his place.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 402,
excuse: "I have the worst migraine. Yeah, I don't think that I'll be able to make it to your party tonight.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 403,
excuse: "“I went too hard at my friend's party last night. Too tired right now. I'm going to have to sit this one out.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 404,
excuse: "My friend's parents are going to be out of town for a week. I'm going to have to take him to the hospital.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 405,
excuse: "“I was about to drive out, but I realized quickly that I had a flat tire. My mechanic said that he won't be able to send anyone here until the morning.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 406,
excuse: "My baby sitter canceled on me at the very last minute. Im trying to find someone else, but I highly doubt that I'll get one to come over on such short notice",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 407,
excuse: "I was on my way to the party when I got a call from my sister who had an accident. I'm sorry that I have to miss your party, but I need to be by her side right now.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 408,
excuse: "My boss just called me saying that I need to get on a flight for an emergency meeting. I can't miss this one, but I'll send your gift to your P.O box.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 409,
excuse: "My team just had our work schedules change, and I'm set to go in at 6 AM tomorrow.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 410,
excuse: "That was today? I'm very sorry guys, but I promised my wife that we'd do a date night tonight.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 411,
excuse: "I'm rushing something before midnight, it will affect my grades.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 412,
excuse: "I was getting ready, but along the way, I picked up my phone and I'm far too cozy in this couch right now.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 413,
excuse: "Sorry, I'm helping my friend through a really rough time now.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 414,
excuse: "I really don't feel like seeing anyone today. Maybe next time.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 415,
excuse: "I just got grounded by my parents. Sorry guys.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 416,
excuse: "There will be a zombie apocalypse tomorrow, I need to rest.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 417,
excuse: "I am my own party.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 418,
excuse: "My ex will be there.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 419,
excuse: "Sorry, I don't have a furry suit.",
category: "party",
},
{
id: 420,
excuse: "I really want to come but I have a screaming yeast infection and I don't want to stand around all night scratching my crotch. I really hope you understand.",
category: "party",
},
//---------Funny----------
{
id: 501,
excuse: "I had a fever the next day.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 502,
excuse: "My car radio was broken, and I couldn't drive if I didn't have music.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 503,
excuse: "I heard there will be a thunderstorm today.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 504,
excuse: "The alarm betrayed me today.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 505,
excuse: "I was passing by a school lane so I was driving slow.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 506,
excuse: "I had visitors at home!",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 507,
excuse: "Her hair dryer was shorted out so she needed to wait till her hair was dry.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 508,
excuse: "Clothes were dirty today, so I did laundry work first.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 509,
excuse: "A cat crossed my path.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 510,
excuse: "I was by mistake locked inside the house, so took help from neighbours.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 511,
excuse: "I was riding my solar power scooter and suddenly it started raining and my scooter stopped working.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 512,
excuse: "The left signal of my car was not working, so I only took right to reach to the office.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 513,
excuse: "I saw a firetruck on my way so I had a doubt and to clarify I went back home to check.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 514,
excuse: "I saw many strangers following my car so I took the longest route possible to reach today.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 515,
excuse: "My trimmer stopped working yesterday and yesterday It was Monday.",
category: "funny",
},
{
id: 516,
excuse: "I drove to the previous employer yesterday.",
category: "funny",
},
//----------Unbelievable Excuses----------
{
id: 601,
excuse: "Oh, sorry, I just put a casserole in the oven.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 602,
excuse: "I got some plastic surgery enhancement done, but it needs a little tweaking to get right.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 603,
excuse: "I sat in the bathroom too long and my legs and feet fell asleep, so when I finally stood up, I fell over and broke my ankle.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 604,
excuse: "It was a big casino weekend for me, so imagine my surprise that I still had some money left to play with on Monday morning.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 605,
excuse: "I woke up in such a good mood that I didn't want to ruin it.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 606,
excuse: "Sorry, I got lucky last night, but I woke up and have no idea where I am.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 607,
excuse: "I was taking my blood pressure with the machine at the grocery store and got stuck and couldn't get out.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 608,
excuse: "I've got a gallstone and am trying to heal it holistically.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 609,
excuse: "My uniform was still wet, so I put it in the microwave to dry and it caught on fire.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 610,
excuse: "Really sorry, but I accidentally got on a plane and I'm not in town.",
category: "unbelievable",
},
{
id: 611,
excuse: "I'm on the moon and coming back to the sun.",
category: "unbelievable" ,
},
{
id: 612,
excuse: "Yesterday, the date was supposed to be 30th February so the whole day, I was figuring out the calendar.",
category: "unbelievable" ,
},
{
id: 613,
excuse: "The earth stopped revolving yesterday, so I got freezed at one place.",
category: "unbelievable" ,
},
//----------Developers--------
{
id: 701,
excuse: "There is a bug in this code, but I don't know which bug I'm talking about.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 702,
excuse: "The coffee machine stopped working today!",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 703,
excuse: "I don't know how to turn coffee into code.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 704,
excuse: "My friend told me that there's no place like 127.0.0.1 so I went to see if there exists such place.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 705,
excuse: "It works on my machine.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 706,
excuse: "When someone asked me about my blood group, I told him that I'm a code blooded person.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 707,
excuse: "HR asked me why you are late, I told her that I'm an ID.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 708,
excuse: "My aunt told me to fix her computer, so I got late today.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 709,
excuse: "I got cursed because someone reviewed my code.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 710,
excuse: "I was told to declare a war, but I only know how to declare variables.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 711,
excuse: "It's not a bug, it's a feature.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 712,
excuse: "My wifi wasn't working, so I went to find a hot-spot i.e Sun",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 713,
excuse: "We are not in the same version, hence there is a conflict.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 714,
excuse: "I don't know how to code in python, I was hired because, python is in my horoscope.",
category: "developers",
},
{
id: 715,
excuse: "It must be a hardware issue, not my code problem.",
category: "developers",
},
//----------Gaming--------
{
id: 801,
excuse: "Im lagging",
category: "gaming",
},
{
id: 802,
excuse: "My mouse is not working",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 803,
excuse: "I swear I clicked!",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 804,
excuse: "The game ate my bullet",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 805,
excuse: "I was talking to my mom",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 806,
excuse: "My mouse is running out of battery",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 807,
excuse: "My internet is so bad",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 808,
excuse: "My joystick is not working",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 809,
excuse: "My joystick is running out of battery",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 810,
excuse: "I'm not bad, I'm chilling",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 811,
excuse: "This game sound is so bad that I didnt hear they comming",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 812,
excuse: "They had better guns, that's why they killed me",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 813,
excuse: "I was flashed",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 814,
excuse: "I had a smoke grenade, couldt see anything",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 815,
excuse: "Sorry, I was in the bathroom",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 816,
excuse: "I ran out of bullets",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 817,
excuse: "I didn't have a gun",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 818,
excuse: "My headphones turned off",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 819,
excuse: "Im playing without sound",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 820,
excuse: "It was my brother who was playing",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 821,
excuse: "I'm babysitting my neices and they just started screaming",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 822,
excuse: "I threw my controller and couldn't find it.",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 823,
excuse: "My server is lagging cause my girlfriend is watching Netflix",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 824,
excuse: "My dog just threw up in my lap",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 825,
excuse: "My cat climbed on my shoulders",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 826,
excuse: "I forgot which console I was playing on",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 827,
excuse: "My partner just got home from work and wanted to talk",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 828,
excuse: "My dog was being too cute and I got distracted",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 829,
excuse: "The vibes just weren't that good in the game",
category: "gaming"
},
{
id: 830,
excuse: "My AC isn't working and it's ruining my focus",
category: "gaming"
},
];