Le Cloud

.gitignore

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+CloudToButt.pem

Makefile

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+all:
+	DISPLAY=:0 sudo google-chrome --pack-extension=Source --pack-extension-key=CloudToButt.pem --user-data-dir=/tmp/foooo
+	sudo chown hank:hank Source.crx
+	mv Source.crx CloudToButt.crx

README.md

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-cloud-to-butt
+Cloud To Butt Plus
 =============
 
-Chrome extension that replaces occurrences of 'the cloud' with 'my butt'
+Chrome extension that replaces occurrences of 'the cloud' with 'my butt', and other amusing cloud-related substitutions.
 
-[Direct download of crx file](https://github.com/panicsteve/cloud-to-butt/blob/master/CloudToButt.crx?raw=true)
+[Direct download of crx file](https://github.com/hank/cloud-to-butt/blob/master/CloudToButt.crx?raw=true)
+
+Screenshot Gallery
+------------------
+
+http://www.flickr.com/groups/cloud-to-butt/
 
 Installation
 ------------
 
 In Chrome, choose Window > Extensions.  Drag CloudToButt.crx into the page that appears.
+
+Safari Version
+--------------
+
+Can be found here: https://github.com/logancollins/cloud-to-butt-safari
+
+Firefox Version
+---------------
+
+Can be found here: https://github.com/DaveRandom/cloud-to-butt-mozilla

Source/content_script.js

@@ -27,9 +27,36 @@ function walk(node)
 	}
 }
 
-function handleText(textNode) 
-{
-	textNode.nodeValue = textNode.nodeValue.replace(/\bthe cloud\b/gi, "my butt");
+function handleText(textNode) {
+	var v = textNode.nodeValue;
+
+  // Deal with the easy case and french people
+  v = v.replace(/\b(Th|th|L|l)e (C|c)loud/g, function(match, p1, p2, offset, string) {
+    // t - 7 = m
+    // c - 1 = b
+    m = String.fromCharCode(p1.charCodeAt(0) - 7);
+    b = String.fromCharCode(p2.charCodeAt(0) - 1);
+    return m + "y " + b + "utt";
+  });
+
+  // Deal with private clouds
+  v = v.replace(/\b(P|p)rivate (C|c)loud/g, function(match, p1, p2, offset, string) {
+    // c - 1 = b
+    b = String.fromCharCode(p2.charCodeAt(0) - 1);
+    return b + "utt";
+  });
+  // Get the corner cases
+  if(v.match(/cloud/i)) {
+    // If we're not talking about weather
+    if(v.match(/PaaS|SaaS|IaaS|computing|data|storage|cluster|distributed|server|hosting|provider|grid|enterprise|provision|apps|hardware|software|/i)) {
+      v = v.replace(/(C|c)loud/gi, function(match, p1, offset, string) {
+        // c - 1 = b
+        b = String.fromCharCode(p1.charCodeAt(0) - 1);
+        return b + "utt";
+      });
+    }
+  }
+	textNode.nodeValue = v;
 }
 
 

Source/manifest.json

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 {
 	"manifest_version": 2,
-	"name": "Cloud To Butt",
-	"version": "1.0",
-	"description": "Replaces the text 'the cloud' with 'my butt'.",
+	"name": "Cloud To Butt Plus",
+	"version": "1.1",
+	"description": "Replaces the text 'the cloud' with 'my butt', as well as 'cloud' with 'butt' in certain contexts.",
 	"content_scripts": 
 	[
 		{