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Why did the two functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't see sharp.

What's a programmer's favorite hangout place?
The foo bar.

Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays (a raise).

There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Why was the developer unhappy at his job?
He wanted arrays, but only got lists.

What do you call a programmer from Finland?
Nerdic.

Why couldn’t the string become an integer?
It just couldn’t parse its feelings.

Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
— Recursion.
— Recursion who?
— Knock knock.