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# programmer-jokes

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
- Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
- Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.

An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka...
- How do you comfort a JavaScript developer? You console them.

Why did the two functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
- Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.

- Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.